at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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