Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
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