all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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