I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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