Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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