This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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