This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I just want to make out with him forever
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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