Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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