in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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