Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Randomize
