In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I love you.
Bad choice
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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