But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Randomize
