Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
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