We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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