Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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