How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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