This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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