No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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