i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I need moral support for this bender
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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