I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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