Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
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