My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
My vagina just recognized that song.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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