Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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