He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
this just has baby written all over it
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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