He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Do vagina's smell?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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