Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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