y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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