Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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