I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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