he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Randomize
