you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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