I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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