Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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