So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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