after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
