My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Do you remember whose house we're in?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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