Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
