that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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