you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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