is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
