i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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