yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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