Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
My balls are so social today.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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