My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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