And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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