I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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