Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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