i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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