Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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