belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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