You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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