its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
pray to the hookup gods
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
