i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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