Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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