stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
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