Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I love having hate sex.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
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